Tuesday, 5 April 2011

unflushable

Alright, so this tale takes place about 6 years ago back when my friends and I were still young christian teens, as if that isn't embarrassing enough. my friend and I were visiting some randoms( I really have no idea why we were there, we barely knew them) who lived extremely far from civilization. they had an awesome house they built themselves in the woods, but it also meant they had a low flow toilet they didn't have professionally installed.

basically my friend had to drop a deuce, which ended up being the biggest turd of his life in this not so qualified toilet. the result was him texting me "It won't go down". after about another 10 minutes he came out, at which point the mother of the randoms we were visiting went in almost immediately after. My friend then told me we have to leave "right now". Not only because the toilet was blocked, but he tried to chop up his poo with the plunger, leaving it covered in his feces.

and so we left, and never talked to those people again.

20 comments:

  1. So you basicly went to their house, shat in their toilet so it flooded and after that left haha oh lol

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  2. dang, thats pretty gross bro, but i would of ran too.

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  3. This is some funny shit (lol). I clogged both the upstairs in my mom's house the other day. Boo low flow!

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  4. Wait what i lol'ed, i would ran too.

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  5. finally some poo action :D

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  6. oh my god HAHAHAHA that is hilarious, poor guy haha

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  7. :D haha can't stop laughing

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  8. But thats not what good christian teens should do! ;)

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  9. Hah! Humorously gross. :P

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  10. Hahaha! I feel bad for the person who had to clean that up!

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  11. The best poo disasters are the kind you leave for other people.

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  12. Oh god lmao this is friggn hilarious. You guys are terrible! Supporting and following! alphabetalife.blogspot.com

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  13. That's such a funny story.

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  14. what a "splattering" post.

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  15. These stories are wonderful. You did the right thing in leaving. Sometimes there's no alternative.

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