Wednesday, 30 March 2011

Girls do poo?

Alright so this is just going to be a quick story before i head out for today. Its a story my girlfriend's room mate told me (she was really drunk) (shes also really pretty, like a 8 outta 10) a few months ago about the worst job interview of her life.

basically she was going in for a really good job interview, implying she was wearing really nice clothes(business skirt, important for the story) and was trying to look her best wearing some really fancy high heels.. she had nearly made it to her destination when she received a sharp pain in her stomach, one she knew she was no match for. she knew it was a bad idea to be anywhere but her own home so she immediately turned back towards her place. she told me she managed to make the 20 minute bus/metro/walk commute and into her building, unfortunately at this point there was no stopping the monster trying to escape her bowels. just as she pushed the button of the elevator she couldn't hold it in any longer and she let some air out, followed by some unwanted liquids. she cried and ran to the lobby restroom, were she proceeded to release the kraken and clean herself up. being a friend of mine, all my friends are disgusting human beings deep down, she left her mess as soon as she could (no flush) to go cry / clean herself up in the solitude of her apartment.

She didn't get the job, and she really didn't care at that point.

33 comments:

  1. What are you talking about girls don't poop!

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  2. Girls don't poo and girls don't fart!

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  3. you have a interesting take on the whole subject of poop, HAHAHA "release the kraken" im using that one.

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  4. Fictional Story: Girls don't poo.


    lol, just kidding. Sounds like a bad day for her.

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  5. bad day for her, good read for me :-)

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  6. Your blog is disgustingly interesting.

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  7. Best story ever! keep on going!

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  8. OMG xD imagine she would have tried to keep it and then pooed at the jobinterview...aaah :D

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  9. Everyone hates it when this happens.

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  10. Never seen one pooping, so they definitely don't poo.

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  11. lol weirdest blog i've ever read

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  12. oh wow thats terrible and fantastic at the same time.. i'll be following this

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  13. guys at the front are right, girls never poop, neither they fart

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  14. dude o.O my world is now broken :d

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  15. Why do I follow this blog? Ah, it's because it's one of the funniest I'm reading!

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  16. That is a very awkward story. Don't tell your friends unwanted stories! :P

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  17. i feel bad for that girl, but shit happens.hahaha

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  18. hahahaha, that's funny and disgusting. I feel bad for her though.

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  19. Hot girls don't poo! pics or it didn't happen (not serious)

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  20. Sometimes you've got to do what you've got to do xD

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