Monday, 28 March 2011

Motivation

What actually got me to start this is an incident which occurred just this week. Two days ago to be exact. You see, I just broke my 5 year streak for not pooping my pants. I'm 22 now, meaning I also shat my pants when I was 17. Unfortunately my stories aren't very exciting, but still the embarrassment is present.

The first messing of my pants took place in a hot summer night, right after fajitas. I'm not ashamed of anything to be honest, especially farting. I tend to pass wind no matter who is present and hope that its super loud and smelly. But I didn't expect to be plagued with diarrhea after my Mexican delight, or for it to pass through me as quickly as it did. Basically I was sitting in my computer room playing counter strike and felt an awesome fart coming on, but got more than i Bargained for. i was wearing nothing but mesh shorts, which i quickly found out liquids pass through quite easily. I almost felt like crying, but i sprinted to the bathroom as it ran down my leg. I didn't tell anyone until about 3 years later when my best friend admitted the same thing happened to him. Neither of us have farted with confidence since.

As for my more recent incident, its actually almost the exact same story.. except i was playing CIV 5, and I believe the culprit was a mix of far too much hummus and fish. this one wasn't nearly as messy as the first time, as a part of me is always expecting it to happen now. I was alone, and chose to ease out some gas to relieve some pressure, but to my dismay it wasn't air pressure. enough came out to ruin my best boxers, which I scrubbed (poo fingers) and put in my hamper (still there).

If you have suffered the same fate, please come forward, and let me know I'm not the only 22 year old who still shits their pants. Leave a comment or send an email to oopsipood@gmail.com and entertain me with shitty stories.

25 comments:

  1. You sir, are disgusting as hell hahaha. I've only had one incident since I was a toddler, and that was when I was in a doctor's office, and obviously going through stress or something. Let's just say I missed my appointment

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  2. Everyone needs to get motivated, but this is rather weird.

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  3. Ive only ever had accidents when i was a toddler.... hopefully it stays like this

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  4. Well this is an interesting blog of sorts.

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  5. "too much hummus and fish"

    Ha! I have never ate hummus and fish at the same time. Need something else more crunchy in there - like crackers!

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  6. That's disgusting. And yet this is amazing.

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  7. Well im glad you don't shit your pants anymore :x

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  8. yeah, i call that progress, not pooing your pants is an important thing

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  9. hahahaha dude I cant stop laughing. This is truly sick and twisted!!!!!!!!!!

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  10. what a .... story. following now :D

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  11. What the hell man?
    what did I just read?

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  12. hahaa.. funny story... but you should really stop with the fart thing :D followed

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  13. What is this I don't even..

    I'm interested to see how this blog progresses, lol...

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  14. Pooped myself a couple years ago. No big deal.

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  15. lmao a blog about pooping into your pants... +follow to see where it will go xD

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  16. I can't say I've done the same LOL.

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